a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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