He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So apparently I’m into choking now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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