what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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