The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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