How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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