dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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