SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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