Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
