so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We had to coat check the pizza.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Someone signed my nipple.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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