i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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