can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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