He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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