Can Purell be used as lube?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
someone owes me an orgasm
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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