That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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