Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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