Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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