I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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