i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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