i don't like sucking hair
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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