I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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