Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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