Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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