I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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