I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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