oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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