I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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