He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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