none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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