Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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