But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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