He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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