Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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