Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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