nut hugger
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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