So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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