either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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