Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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