I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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