Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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