I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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