he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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