it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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