he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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