It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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