Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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