12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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