She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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