So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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