Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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