I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
high people should be assigned attendants
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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